-OUTDOORING GALORE
We decided to come your way today Friday so you can have time tomorrow to go and thumbprint for your preferred Honables and whomever you want to occupy the number one residence in Kanda as President. Good luck!
For us here, it’s a pity Wofa has closed the area joint. He’s gone to his hometown; Brabehwefiekrom. So we’ll go and join the super citizens at Maame’s place to sip on some pito or palmwine. Whichever will be available.
Ibi Ghana we dey!
The one event Rasta will not hesitate to turn an invitation down is outdooring ceremony. Why should he go when he was not invited to the indooring? Just for laughs!
At this last minute, there’s been a good number of launching, inauguration and commissioning of projects by My President and Walewale Adam Smith all over the Republic. All are outdooring!Operational or not. And but…..
Ibi Ghana we dey!
During the week, Yours Truly came across a poem titled ‘Statue of Shame’. Profound and touching. This poem is describing My President’s statue that was outdoored in the west of the Republic.
Well, we’ll want to add that there are other statues and monuments of shame all over the Republic.
There’s one at the headquarters of a government agency to investigate crime! As for the monuments, plenty! There’s a signboard that’s supposed to be a seaport! A sugar factory that is sitting and rotting away and no one cares. There’s a monumental hole in the Capital with stones imported from Israel. Supposedly in praise of Jah Almighty!
Ibi Ghana we dey!!
We’re at the zenith of the Republic’s four year cycle of thumbprinting and it’s sad that since the green light was given for campaigns some months ago, nothing has been said to motivate floating thumprinters.
While a candidate is asking thumbprinters to look out for the person with a bushy on the ballot, Little Dramani has hammering twenty four hour economy which no one seem to understand clearly.
The Cash man is peeved that the Gentle Giant whom he’d helped during his tenure will not endorse his ambition. And Walewale Adam Smith wouldn’t stop disturbing our ears with things he’d achieved as a driver’s mate. Aba!
By the way, did the e-gate open eventually?
Ibi Ghana we dey!!
Hmmm….. somebody just got four years in the cooler for threatening with his loose talk. And when the police went to search his house, they found only a red beret! Not even a bullet or kitchen knife.
This should be a signal to those citizens who are contemplating to cause harm during the thumbprinting exercise. If a beret begets four years, try causing harm.
Someone too, has been dragged to the OSP for sharing food! Madam too, why? What kind of motherly love will make you feed people at an active polling station?
Did the EC contract you to provide food for it’s officials? Or the Journalists you intended to feed you asked for food?
As for your team, you could’ve given them food before they start work. Anaa? You claim someone in the queue asked for food and that was the beginning of the spree.
Couldn’t you pause for a second that this person might be tricking you?
Anyway you’ve succeeded in reenacting the story of two fish and five loaves of bread for the twenty first century. Food meant for about fifteen people magically is able to feed unknown numbers of thumbprinters.
In as much as feeding people at active is against the rules of engagement, those transporting thumbprinters to their various polling stations on the thumbprinting days should know they are also going against the rules.
Ibi Ghana we dey!!
Since 1992, we’ve had three EC administrations. But let’s ask ooo….
Why so many questionable glitches by the Queen of Jeans and her roundtable of Knights during their term? Today this, tomorrow that.
Ibi Ghana we dey!!
Please, the caution is go and thumbprint and go away. Come back for the counting if you can. Simple!
If you won’t go and thumbprint, don’t mind what anyone says. Come and join Rasta at Maame’s pito cum palmwine joint and count the number of statues and monuments of shame plus the outdoorings done in the past few days.
Have a wonderful day. And a peaceful weekend.
Kwame Rasta
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