-DON’T DO, I GO DO
See this Putin man. You decided to go to war with Ukraine unilaterally. You went to Robot Man and he gave you troops. As at now, North Korean boots are on your side. Yankee Biden says he’s going help Ukraine with super missiles and you vex? Don’t do, I go do.
Benjamin too followed suit by bombarding Gaza and has even extended it to Lebanon and Iran.
Just to avoid prosecution of one person, thousands of innocent people have been killed. Even we hear some soldiers of the Republic have also been killed in Lebanon. And who are you to talk? They are God’s chosen people. So our Christian brothers and sisters go on pilgrimage to Israel and come back with some nicely designed strip of cloth as if it’s a ticket to Jah kingdom. Abi? Oh… didn’t we import some stones from Israel? Where are they?
Ibi Ghana we dey!
Anyway, let’s stop peeking into some people’s glass of vodka and wine and pay attention to our calabash of palmwine, foaming at the brim and so inviting but with bees and other insects floating on top which we must remove before gulping it down.
Ibi Ghana we dey!
If you have not eaten the mystical seven hard boiled eggs of a vulture, matters in this Republic of our death would seem strange to you. But no worries. Things will be clear soon.
Let’s be blunt here. Napo is not being helpful to the campaign of Walewale Adam Smith at all. From day one, he started with the infamous attack on the father of the Republic.
Citizens complained of him being arrogant but it was watered down by beeg men and women in the Republic.
Then his statement about his fellow kith and kin voting for the Umbrella Commune. Some took it as an insult but citizens just brushed it aside.
Rasta, doesn’t believe this is the climax but let’s wait and see. Entreating citizens to vote for Little Dramani paa….
Yes, as any human, he’s prone to slips. We all slip. Don’t we all? But, have you heard of Freudian slip? Check it out!
Ibi Ghana we dey!!!
When we say don’t do and you say that you wouldn’t listen, this is what happens. When we asked Alexander the Great from Efutu to relax and solve the issue of who’s majority and minority in the Republic’s People’s House, he just wouldn’t listen. Being called Honable majority or minority leader doesn’t really matter. After all, your constituents voted for you to represent them not as a majority or minority leader. You see now?
What’s so important of government business that can’t wait? The tax reliefs for those companies or what? Small boy! You see? Never take on old person, because they can see further than you. Meanwhile, their saliva smells more than yours.
The Loudspeaker of the Republic’s People’s House says the the House remains closed until after the thumbprinting exercise. Don’t do, I do!
There’s an Akan saying that goes that; ‘if you would not allow your fellow to have eight, you’ll also certainly not have ten’. Ibi Ghana we dey!!!
What is the maximum penalty points for someone who gives false information? That’s exactly what that journalist should get. One day one candidate for the upcoming thumbprinting exercise? Is that guy living in the Republic?
Ah well, ibi Ghana we dey!!! Let’s be grateful. We didn’t get the sky train but we got the land train. One of these days Rasta will try a ride on it.
Have a good Saturday Morning hangover and a weekend of deciding who to thumbprint for in the coming days.
By Kwame Rasta
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